What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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