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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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PENlS.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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