- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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