- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

George Bush does not care about black people.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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