What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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