What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Knock knock Come In.......

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Are you a human?

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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