How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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