A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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alert("The Game");//

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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verry nice how mUCH?

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Anti Joke

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