- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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