How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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your mom

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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