- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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