A baby seal walks into a club...

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Women Voting

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