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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

i love huge wieners.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Guess what? No.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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