- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Ouch.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

asian drivers.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

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