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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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