whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Women's Rights.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Canada

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Women's Sports

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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