Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

who is awesome? no one...

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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