Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Barack Obama

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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