knock knock

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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no

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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