Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

marshal sterio had sex

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Penis-Pump

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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