What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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womens rights

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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