- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Women

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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