- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

math test 2=2

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Women's Rights.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Canada

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Penis.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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