Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Women's Rights

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

whos gay? you are

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Gabe Mercado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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