- Anti Joke

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Knock knock What

Justin Beiber

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Women Voting

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Are you a human?

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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