Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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what is big and white? the moon

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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hey bill!

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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