- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

A jew go out of a bar

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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