- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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