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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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