A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why did I get raped

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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fabien

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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