- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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