Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Women's Rights

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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