- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Japan called... They need help.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Women's sports

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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