why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Guess what? No.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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