- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Mitt Romney.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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