What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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