A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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