- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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