what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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stop it ryan vallee

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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( o Y o )

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Anti Joke

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