what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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