- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why was Timmy sad?

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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