sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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math test 2=2

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Women's Sports

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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