Jared Gough is a slut

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

What's 9+10=? 19

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Women

Take my wife- to the store.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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