How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Canida

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

ballsack

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Looks through the peephole.

I'm a like whore

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