Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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