Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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no

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Ha

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Nice weather we're having.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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