What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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