What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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