- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Dancing Potatoe!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Girls Basketball.

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