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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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hey bill!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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