- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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