why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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i love huge wieners.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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don't look behind you

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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