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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Potato.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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