How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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