Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Knock knock Come In.......

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Are you a human?

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

A Banana wrote this...

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

How old is victor? Old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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