How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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see ya

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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