You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

anne hatthaway

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Women

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Barack Obama

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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