A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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you

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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fabien

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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