I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Women's Rights

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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