If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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