A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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"Up to 50% off."

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why? Because!

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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You just won the game...

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I have a crush on my dad.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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