- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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