Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Woman's rights.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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asian drivers.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Ouch.

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*you're

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What is the difference between a duck?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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