Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Enchilada

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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