Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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