- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

knock knock

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What's 9+10=? 19

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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