You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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