What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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the real mccoy

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Good boy

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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OBAMA

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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you

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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