What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What abou three times

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Potato.

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