A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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