Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Anti Joke

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