What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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