A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Woman's rights.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Women

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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