I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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hi. thats what she said.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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you

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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