How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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dislike this...please.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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