- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

don't look behind you

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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