Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

69, hahaha

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

We didnt star the fire ...........

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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