- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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