A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Canada

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Women's football

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Women's Sports

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Black Veil Brides.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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