- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Can you see this brett? Connor

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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