What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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