what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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