- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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