Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

69, hahaha

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Woman's Rights.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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