- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

My mom caught me masturbating.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

space is fun

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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