- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

69, hahaha

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

brian mcgee is gay!

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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