- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please spell dyslexia.

A jew went to Germany.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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