- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

You just won the game...

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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