Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Women Voting

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Justin Beiber

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Knock knock What

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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