- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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