This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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