What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Alt F4

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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