- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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