Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Women's Rights.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Nobody cares.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Two women were sitting quietly.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

A blind man walks into a bar

What's dead? Your mum.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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