- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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