Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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whats brown? poop.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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