- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Women

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

PUDDING

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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